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| Die, you worm - Thursday, November 30, 2006 at 9:41 AM |
It puzzles me how centipedes are able to come out from the toilet drains. I mean, the drains are supposed to be filled with water, right? And last i checked, those buggers (literally) aren't able to last 5 minutes in my toiletbowl, maybe even less than that. I tend to overkill household bugs.
Anyway, i happened to spot one last nite in the toilet, unfortunate for it, fortunate for me. Immediately, i whipped out my trusty Baygon and fired a shot at the bugger. Like the cockroach, it started to run around the bathroom like a worm on steroids. I watched and waited for it to wriggle and coil up like a spring.
Never happened.
As it wriggled towards me, i totally went trigger happy on it. Almost blew it to the other end of the toilet.
But still, it was alive. Looking at my Baygon can, with pictures of cockroaches and flies, i just concluded that the thing killed 6-legged insects and not... multi-legged ones.
Then i decided to suffocate it. I took a bottle of dettol handwash and squirted a "warning drop" on the worm. Immediately, it just curled up and dropped dead.
Dettol handwash. Scary mary. Next time i wash my hands with that before dinner, think i got to wash it again with ordinary soap. Wouldn't want any of that insect killer in my stomach. I got to start an Anarchy's cookbook for killing insects man... "101 ways to rid your houesehold pests with everyday items." Shiok rite? -
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